Monday, January 31, 2011

To female-->

千萬別當濫好人 (尤其有開車的女性 )~~用力的轉寄啊~~~~

一個真實故事 ......讓有開車的朋友知道要小心 ..... 我在晚上接近 12點在加油站加油時聽我朋友講的 .
事情是這樣的 ........... 有一天這個女生到加油站加油 , 加完油之後她把加油槍放好, 就坐回車子裡要準備回家 .
才剛坐下來 , 她右車座的車門就被打開 ! 突然一個長得很帥的男人就直接坐進她的右車座 . 這女孩嚇了一跳 , 不知道這男人想要幹嘛 ! 這男人開口說了 ,
' 小姐, 我沒有交通工具回家 , 我一直待在這裡回不去 , 妳能載我一程嗎 ?'
這女生很害怕 , 直接就拒絕了他 , 說她真的很不方便 , 不好意思 . 但這男人卻一直死纏著她不走 , 一直拜託她只要幫幫忙 ,載一程就好了 . 這女孩心裡覺得很可怕 , 但又甩不開這人 , 所以她就跟這男人講了 ,
', 我答應載你一程 . 不過因為我倒車技術很不好 , 怕撞到後面的東西 , 所以你可不可以幫我下車看看 ?' 這笑容怪異的男人就下了車 , 走到車後面, 準備要幫那女生看路指揮 . 這女生等這男人一下了車 , 關了門的同時 , 迅速地把門鎖起來 , 發動了引擎飛快地離開現場 !! 她心臟已經快從嘴巴跳出來 , 全身發冷 , 兩腳發軟 . 但她非常驚險地逃脫了這詭異的男人 . 她終於安全地開回到家 , 好不容易鬆了一口氣 ... 當她正要下車時 , 她不經意地往右車座椅掃過一眼 , 而她在右車座的地下 ........

..........
看到了一把斧頭 ..............

拜託各位好心的人請用力的告诉其他女生

為了女生

by: jia

Pua Chu Kang's Joke

Hope it can brighten up your day...

Enjoy!!!


Sure laugh!!!!! ha...ha...ha....must readlah.......




Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

.........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !


Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !


Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?


Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........................... you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.


PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!

pass it 2 ur fren.....& let them laugh out loud....


by: jia


HIStory

Is that he reply me through that method?
Is that through that method only i can communicate with him?
why the situation will become so funny?
totally out of my control!
arh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fx cube!
nevermine le....
that's no point think about the solution (and him)
although sometimes the memories will suddenly appear in my brain.
not matter sweet or sour or bitter or even spicy (what flavour also have)
whatever (is also the group name)..
maybe you all will feel blur about what i am talking about,
but....this is my real feeling..
but..i know, he wont come here anymore
he wont know what am i thinking about
what is my real feeling of this
what i want..
and....what is my last question that i havent ask him
he wont know all these..
no more chance!
just as what my 'jun shi' said,
time is the best medicine for all to come out from a situation
time is also the best medicine for all to recover.
wait for the time
is only what i can do.

out of the blue
last new year's memories suddenly fly over my mind
about the sing k, play poker, watch movie, dinner..........
i miss that moment!
but, life, we have to look forward.
always miss here miss there is no point.
is a waste of time.
so, i am creating the new memory in my life in this new year also
because first time celebrate new year with my bro's friend under the same roof.
got a special feeling...
wakakaka
sorry for my sat plat...haha

this time, the holidays are too short!!!!
the fifth day of CNY i need to start study ad!
last year holidays was longer!
stupid HM!
haih......hope next year holiday will be a long long long holiday
i dun wan so fast back to school
not enough time to play
and....that is very hard for me to have a holiday since school reopen.
too busy! time packed + rush!

will be a good day
will have a good day

good night and sweet dream!

last-last-lastly
happy holidays to my friend!
dont forget to do your homework ya!


by: jia


Saturday, January 29, 2011

schooling mood + confusing mood~

now, i would like to say many many words since so long time have no news update~
feel sorry to myself.
this is a long winded articles,
however, i still want to say them out
to share my feels


1.)
first and foremost,
i want to share my views upon my teachers^^

my history teacher and English teacher had been changed..
now, me and my classmate are teached by Practice Teacher.
such a bad luck is my first impression in this case.
yet, after few lessons,
i start to feel that i like the english lesson.
the method of teaching is really something totally new for me and funny.
really really very interesting.
but, i hope that sir will start make us be well prepared to the coming monthly test.
we can play with you but we need to be prepared for the coming test first

about my history teacher.....
haiz.....speechless when starting.
the method is totally new but unfortunately,
it is not suit very suit with me.
i dont know that whether is my problem or what...
i needs notes to study history.
no notes=dying

after this,
talk about my add maths first.
add math really make me long piak many times since the lessons start@@
i also dont know whether is the teacher's problem or mine problem.
Luckily got Hooi Peng and Xiao Jiun.
they help me a lots when my mind 'pop' out all the question marks.
thanks them a lot^^
anyway, i'll try to catch up.

Next, the most interesting and Funniest lesson
-----> Bahasa Melayu!!!!
if got a prize named "Funniest teacher in lesson",
i will surely give the prize to my Bm teacher, Tan Sui Eng
no doubt!
he is really very funny and cute
beside these words, i dont know how to describe him already.
almost all through out the lesson, he will 'bom' us to let us remember the things more clearly.
i like his lesson but i hate BM =.=


2.)
my timetable is totally pack!!!!!
everyday i need to stay at school after schooling time@@
is EVERYDAY!!!!! more than last year!!!><
haih..feel pity to myself and my mum
she need to waste petrol to fetch me if i stay after school except wednesday and friday.
If i follow bus afternoon section student bus, about 8pm only i will reach home.

Mum, i will try my best in all field!


3.)
Just go for a shopping at Billion and met Issac working at thr~^^
his work is promote his beer^^
he is really funny and really like a promoter~
besides i also met his family members
i bought the things i want and i dreamt for a long time.
i bought many biscuit and Mentos i like at there.
i think i can eat them until the sem finish gua~
but...i will gain fatter and fatter T.T


4.)
I'm getting fatter!!!
gosh! the thing that i most hate!
i want myself to be more slim!!!
if not mistaken, i think now i am already 50kg and above!
such a damn heavy girl!!


5.)
my dance performance had been cancelled...
sad!
train hard for it but.....had been cancelled..
but it's ok because i know that i still have many chance to dance and perform
but...really too sudden for me...
need to accept it..this is reality


6.)
i'm very happy that i'm going to change a new phone soon.
before this, i always use the phone that had been used by my brother.
now, i m going to own my first new phone!
yea!!!!~
however,
i'm confusing whether i should buy nokia X6 or nokia C6
both the function almost the same even the price also..
i also dont know what i prefer to...
haih...
after searching the info abt these 2 phone,
i give up, because it doesn't help much.
who can suggest or give me idea??
which is better??


that's all for this time~
to be continued

p/s ---
sorry for my grammar mistakes and wrong terms used


by: jia



曾经为某写的。之五

哭过就好了,伤痛会好的
再大的伤口也会复合的
虽然会留下那永远也抹不去的疤痕
也是永远也不想再次被人揭开的疤痕
见光死!

想哭就大声、放胆的哭吧!
想叫就用最大的力气喊出来吧!
会帮助你松口气的。。
受在心中,答应自己永远不再为任何人打开
不让它透气
也不让自己喘气
封闭对自己最大的折磨。


written in: August'10
by: jia


Sunday, January 16, 2011

I hurt my wrist!

My god!
my wrist very pain now...
since last 2 days.
when the pain begins, i just ignore it and tot i will recover by itself
but...the pain is more stronger and stronger!
@@
lema!!pain arh!

today after dance training,
it become more pain..
tomorrow the teacher will come ad..
no doubt,
i am going to die in her hand with my injurted hand
i dont want!
i want handle the fans as possible as i can.
i dont want feel pain when turn my wrist!

wrist,
please recover as soon as possible
ok??

haihzz

by: jia


Saturday, January 8, 2011

who he is??


i'm still on the way to find him


by: jia


Wednesday, January 5, 2011

school reopen!!!

wa wa wa!!!!
lim hui jia!!!
stop fishing in class!!!!
remains awake, please!
if not, u might loss in the class!
cannot catch up what is teacher teaching about!!

haiz....every day..
sure i will fishing in class!
S***
i wanna change my lifestyle!
change this stupid habits!!!

sleeping god,
please away from me!!!!!!!!

by: jia